First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize