im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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