so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Holy sore nipples Batman
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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