Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My dick has a subreddit
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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