I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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