everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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