In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You work out of a Hotel?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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