So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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