i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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