i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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