I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
A+ Viking dick
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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