I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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