another moral hangover. fuck.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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