He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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