another moral hangover. fuck.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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