ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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