They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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