Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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