Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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