So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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