Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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