I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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