doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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