marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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