Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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