I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
false alarm, still single
Randomize
