No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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