how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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