ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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