yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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