Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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