I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
