My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
do nipples grow back?
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