i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Sext me about skeletons
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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