I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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