My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I forget how to act sober
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