Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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