Already got asked if we're dating
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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