That's when you crack a 10am beer
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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