Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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