? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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