So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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