i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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