Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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