just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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