her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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