and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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