drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I want to have your abortion
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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