Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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