I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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