i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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