I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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