we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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