Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she peed on how many people?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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