the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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