Having a random hookup so left but love u
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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